WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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