she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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