I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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