I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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