That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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