I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
did i just pee glitter
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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