break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
We left an ass print on the piano.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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