you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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