she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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