The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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