I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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