wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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