It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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