I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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