We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I am available for nakedness
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Randomize
