How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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