like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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