You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Non-Jews are for practice
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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