its not stalking. its research.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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