She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
another moral hangover. fuck.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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