what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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