just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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