He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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