I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
not ubering you a puppy
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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