I should be sponsored by Trojan
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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