so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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