you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
Come on in and take your pants off
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