Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
COCAINE IS GR8
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