i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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