i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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