She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Randomize
