You're so nebulous sometimes
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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