wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
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He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
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She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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