the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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