There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
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He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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