she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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