You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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