I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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