If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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