she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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