I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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