Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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