clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
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"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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