Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
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all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
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Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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