Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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