If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
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Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
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It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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