WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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