In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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