he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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