just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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