Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Randomize
