I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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