We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
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Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
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I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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