My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
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