How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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