I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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